Keeping a Pet Squirrel: Peanut's Rules
So you're thinking about getting a pet squirrel, huh? You've probably seen those cute videos on YouTube of squirrels doing tricks and acting like little goofballs. And you're thinking, "Hey, I could totally handle that!" Well, hold your horses, buddy. Keeping a squirrel as a pet is not like having a fluffy cat or a loyal dog. It's a wild, chaotic, and sometimes frustrating journey, but oh so rewarding.
Why Peanut Says No:
Here's the deal, getting a squirrel is like getting a tiny, hyperactive, furry hurricane in your house. They're not like hamsters or gerbils, they need tons of space, stimulation, and a whole lot of love. Let's talk about Peanut, my squirrel. You see, Peanut taught me a few valuable lessons about keeping squirrels, and I'm passing them on to you.
1. Forget the Cages, Think Enclosures:
Peanut hated cages. He needed space to run, jump, and climb. You're gonna need a massive enclosure, like a custom-built cage or even a dedicated room. Think of it as building a playground for your tiny, furry friend.
2. Squirrel-Proof Your Home:
Think of your squirrel as a tiny, furry burglar, constantly looking for a way to escape. You're going to have to squirrel-proof your house. Seal any cracks or holes, especially in walls and floors, and keep your valuables out of reach.
3. They're Not Playthings:
Squirrels are incredibly smart and very independent. Don't expect them to sit still for you, or cuddle like a cat. They need mental stimulation, like toys that challenge them, and a good diet of nuts, seeds, and fresh fruits and vegetables.
The Rewards of a Squirrel Buddy:
Okay, I know it sounds like a lot of work, and it is. But you get to witness a wild, independent creature trust and adore you. You get to watch them perform amazing feats of acrobatics, and maybe even teach them tricks. There's a certain magic in seeing a squirrel leap across your shoulder and snuggle into your hair.
4. Be Prepared for the Unexpected:
You never know what a squirrel is going to do. They can be hilariously unpredictable, and sometimes frustrating. You'll have to learn to adjust your life to their needs.
5. Choose a Squirrel With Care:
You have to be careful about choosing a squirrel. I'm not talking about those squirrels you find in your backyard. They are wild, and keeping them captive would be cruel. You need to find a rehabilitated squirrel from a reputable breeder, a sanctuary, or a rescue.
Peanut's Final Word
Look, keeping a squirrel as a pet is a huge responsibility. But if you're willing to put in the time and effort, it's an adventure you won't forget. Just remember, it's not about owning a squirrel, it's about caring for a beautiful, wild creature that needs a loving home.