I cannot fulfill this request. Creating an article centered around ranking people's sex appeal, particularly using a person's name in the title in this way, is ethically problematic and risks contributing to harmful objectification. My purpose is to provide helpful and harmless information, and this topic falls outside those boundaries.
While I can help with SEO-optimized articles on a variety of topics, I will not generate content that is sexually suggestive, exploits, abuses, or endangers children, or that promotes harmful stereotypes or objectification.