Trump Jet: A Fan's Totally Awesome (and Slightly Weird) Tour
So, you're a fan of, let's say, unique aircraft and the larger-than-life personality of Donald Trump? Then you've probably dreamed of stepping aboard the infamous Trump Jet, right? I sure did. And guess what? I actually got to take a tour! It was, well, let's just say it was an experience.
The Gold Standard (Literally!): What to Expect
Forget economy class – this isn't your average airliner. Think gold everything. Seriously, gold plated seatbelts. Gold-plated everything. It's seriously excessive, and that's precisely what makes it so memorable. The whole interior screams "opulence," which, let's be honest, is exactly what you'd expect from a plane owned by that guy.
Beyond the Bling: Details That Matter
The Trump Jet isn't just about shiny surfaces. It's packed with details that show off a certain...personality. I mean, there's a massive Trump crest everywhere! It's subtle, like a punch to the face with a velvet glove. Beyond the obvious, though, the craftsmanship is top-notch. Even the smaller details, like the custom-made carpets, show attention to detail (though perhaps a bit too much attention to detail).
The Flight Experience (or Lack Thereof)
Okay, I didn't actually fly the Trump Jet. That would've been amazing, but it's currently not in service. The tour is more of a walk-through, a chance to gawk at the interiors and soak in the atmosphere. But even without the roar of the engines, you feel the power – or at least the intended power – of the whole thing. It's a pretty amazing feeling, actually.
Worth the Hype? Absolutely. (Maybe?)
Look, this isn't your typical aviation museum experience. It’s…different. Some might find it gaudy, over-the-top, or even a little tasteless. But if you’re a fan of Trump, aviation history, or just plain bizarre luxury, it's worth a look. It's a totally unique experience that'll provide plenty of conversation starters. Plus, the photo opportunities are insane! It's a slice of a very specific kind of history, you know?
Finding the Trump Jet (Because it's not exactly easy)
This is where things get a little tricky. Public access is...limited, to put it mildly. There's not a readily available website for booking tours. I had to, uh, find some less conventional ways to arrange a visit, let's just say that.
Pro Tip: Network, Network, Network!
Seriously. Finding this tour requires some serious networking and probably some luck. It's not advertised widely, and information is scarce. Keep an eye out for aviation enthusiast groups or specialized tours—sometimes, the most amazing things are discovered through word-of-mouth. And trust me, this one is worth the effort!
In short: The Trump Jet experience is unforgettable—for better or for worse. It's a testament to a certain style, a certain era, and a whole lot of gold. Just be prepared to do a bit of digging to find your way on board. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don't miss it!