Venom: Last Dance - A Sloppy Farewell

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Venom: Last Dance - A Sloppy Farewell

It's over, folks. After three movies, the symbiote saga of Eddie Brock and Venom has come to a, let's say, messy end with "Venom: Let There Be Carnage." We've all been through the highs and lows of this wacky, action-packed ride, but this final stop just feels…off.

What Went Wrong?

The problem? It’s not just the CGI that looks like it was rendered on a potato, although, let's be real, that doesn't help. The real issue is a lack of heart. The whole film feels rushed, like a desperate attempt to cram in every superhero trope and cliché.

From Bro-mance to…Something Else

Remember the "We are Venom" camaraderie? The laughs, the silliness? Gone! Replaced with awkward banter and a plot that feels like it was pulled from a "What If?" comic book. The whole movie just feels...wrong. It's like the writers had a bunch of ideas, threw them in a blender, and hoped for the best.

Carnage: More Hype Than Bite

And let's not forget the supposed big bad, Carnage. He's got a cool design, sure, but ultimately he's just a cartoonish caricature. His motivations feel flimsy, his actions nonsensical.

A Missed Opportunity

It's a shame, really. The "Venom" series had so much potential. The first film, despite its flaws, had a unique vibe. It was a good time. This one? It just feels like a wasted opportunity.

The Verdict

"Venom: Let There Be Carnage" is not a good movie. It’s a messy, convoluted mess that fails to live up to the hype. Maybe it’s time to say goodbye to this franchise for good.

But hey, at least the post-credit scene was…okay.

Let's move on to something else. We deserve better. And so does Venom.