'Venom: The Last Dance' Review: Bad, But Intentional?
Let's be honest, folks: "Venom: The Last Dance" ain't exactly a cinematic masterpiece. It's messy, it's goofy, and it's got more plot holes than a Swiss cheese sandwich. But you know what? It's also kinda fun.
The movie throws everything at the wall, hoping something will stick. We've got a new symbiote, a big bad villain, and a whole lot of explosions. But does it all come together? Not really.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The good? Tom Hardy is still a delight as Eddie Brock/Venom. His comedic timing and the sheer absurdity of the character really carry the movie. The special effects are decent, and there are a couple of genuinely funny moments.
The bad? The plot is all over the place, jumping from one scene to the next without much rhyme or reason. The villain, while visually impressive, lacks any real depth or motivation. And the pacing is just...off. There are times where the movie feels like it's dragging, and then suddenly it's rushing to the finish line.
The ugly? The ending. Oh, the ending. It's so ridiculous, so nonsensical, that it's almost impossible to take seriously. You'll be left scratching your head, wondering if you missed something.
Is It Still Worth Watching?
It depends. If you're a fan of the first "Venom" movie, or you just enjoy mindless action-comedy, then "Venom: The Last Dance" might be worth a watch. But if you're looking for something more nuanced or well-written, you might want to skip this one.
Ultimately, "Venom: The Last Dance" feels like a movie that was made to be bad, but intentionally so. It's not a film that's trying to be taken seriously. It's a movie that just wants to entertain, and sometimes, that's enough. Just don't expect it to be the next "Avengers: Endgame".
The Bottom Line
"Venom: The Last Dance" is a film that's both bad and good at the same time. It's a roller coaster of emotions, jumping from cringe-inducing dialogue to genuinely funny moments. If you're willing to embrace the absurdity, you might find yourself enjoying the ride. But if you're looking for something more substantial, you're better off looking elsewhere.