Venom: The Last Dance - Review: Bad, But Why?
Let's be real, folks. Venom: The Last Dance is a bit of a dud. It's not the superhero movie you'd expect from the franchise, and it leaves you with a feeling of "what the heck just happened?" But here's the thing: it's not all bad. There are actually some things to appreciate, even if they're buried under a mountain of plot holes and confusing character motivations.
The Symbiote's Got Moves, but the Story's Stuck in the Mud
From the get-go, the movie feels clunky. The pacing is off, and the story just kinda… meanders. The whole premise of Venom facing off against a bunch of other symbiotes feels cool in theory, but the execution is weak. You'd think with a title like "The Last Dance," we'd get some epic battles and intense action, but instead, it feels like the writers just threw a bunch of ideas at the wall and hoped something would stick.
Eddie Brock, the Relatable (But Sometimes Annoying) Hero
Tom Hardy does his best to make Eddie Brock relatable, and honestly, he's the only reason this movie is even watchable. He brings a sense of humor and charm to the role, and his chemistry with Venom is as hilarious as ever. But even with Hardy's performance, Eddie's character arc feels a bit all over the place. One minute he's a grumpy journalist, the next he's making questionable decisions that make you wonder what he's even thinking.
It's Not All Doom and Gloom: Some Things Actually Worked
Despite the overall meh-ness of the movie, there are some bright spots. The special effects are top-notch, and the action sequences, while few and far between, are actually pretty cool. And the movie does explore some interesting themes about symbiosis and the nature of good and evil.
The Verdict: Should You See It?
If you're a die-hard Venom fan, you might find some enjoyment in the movie, even if it's just for the Hardy/Venom dynamic. But if you're looking for a compelling superhero flick, you might want to give this one a miss. It's got some issues, but hey, at least it's not as bad as Morbius, right?