Venom: The Last Dance - Review: Why It's Bad
Okay, let's be real. "Venom: The Last Dance" is a dumpster fire. I mean, it's not terrible if you're just looking for a mindless action flick. But if you're expecting anything remotely good, you're gonna be disappointed! The whole movie just feels like a lazy rehash of the first two, but worse. And trust me, that's saying something.
What Went Wrong?
First off, the plot is just plain boring. We've seen this symbiote-villain combo before, and it's not fresh. The story feels super contrived, like they just threw a bunch of ideas together hoping something would stick. The pacing is all over the place, and the action scenes are surprisingly lackluster. I mean, seriously, Venom's powers are cool, but they're used in such a generic, predictable way.
The Characters Are Meh
Speaking of predictable, the characters are just blah. Eddie Brock's internal struggle with Venom is supposed to be the heart of the film, but it feels so forced. It's like they're trying to make us care about a character who's basically a one-dimensional jerk. And let's not forget the villains. They're just straight-up cartoonish and the dialogue is so cheesy, it's painful.
Final Thoughts
"Venom: The Last Dance" is a waste of your time and money. Honestly, it's like watching a bad episode of your favorite show – you know you're gonna regret it, but you watch it anyway because you're hoping for a miracle. Sadly, no such miracle happened here. Go watch something else, like "The Dark Knight" or "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse." You'll thank me later.